Hi!
I’m the editor of the blog from “ryansit639.wordpress.com”.
If you want an allowance (I have one)
a) say “i will give some of it to the needy”
b) get something from 9-10 points on a test and add a 0 or two 0’s (don’t forget the teacher’s corrections!)
c) beg pitifully, let the parent think while you think: he/she won’t give me one. then the parent might say yes (I try that always and think the opposite of my want and it ALWAYS works! 
Ryansit639 
1) If you want to buy something for Christmas from your parents….
a) beg beg beg beg beg beg beg beg beg until they say yes
b) tell them that you got a good grade in your test, quiz, homework, etc.
c) ask friends to come over and all beg together or do something together
d) flunk a test, quiz, homeowrk, etc. (must be 0), then add 10 in front of it with the same color of marker
e) do something they tells you
f) say that you ate your broccoli plus everything disgusting at school at lunchtime
g) DO SOMETHING BEFORE CHRISTMAS ENDS
h) spend your allowance (if you have one)
i) made them convinced by whispering in their ears when they weren’t looking
-Beanblast
Excuse for being late-My dog ate the clock and I don’t know what time it is.
Excuse for turning your science project 19 days late-My dog ate my calender.
Excuse for eating the cake before singing happy birthday-It wasn’t me! My dog got loose from the chain and took off eating it.
Excuse for not going to detention when you’re supposed to-When we arrived, my dog saw a beautiful lady dog across the street and he took off. I almost get clobber by a truck, you know!
Excuse for not even going to school-My dog was going to die any second and I forgot the whole school thing!…..P.S. My dog survived.
Excuse(s) for not turning in your homework-
1.My dog ate my homework. (Too lame and dumb)
2.My dog ate my homework folder with all the precious details in it. He also ate my schoolbag. I was lucky to be survived!
Excuse(s) for not checking e-class (you’ll know what I meant if you are in my school)-
1.My dog was angry at the computer and he did a black-belt karate punch and smashed it to pieces.
2.My dog pooped on the computer switches and I was electricuted when I turned it on.
These are some dog excuses(or X-killes) I made up myself (so don’t think I look it up in google or something). If you don’t have a dog, you can just change the dog into some other freak animal. If you completely don’t have a pet (like me), it’s your problem not mine.
Beanblast356
My dog ate my homework.
Beanblast356
P.S. Everyone knows that I don’t even own a dog so it won’t work for me anyway.
Teacher: What’s your excuse for not doing homework?
Student: Falling asleep.
Teacher: What’s your excuse for falling asleep when doing homework?
Student: Listening to my favorite lulaby.
Teacher: What’s your excuse for listening to a song while doing homework?
Student: Because if I don’t, I will hear my cat making irritating noises scratching (with high-top nails) the wall.
Teacher: What’s your excuse for letting your cat scratch the floor?
Student: The cat didn’t know english.
Some excuses, you will often use the words below:
I don’t know
Maybe
I will think about it
Who cares
I am allergic to this
There are many more but I can’t think of them. Anyway, here is an example of those phrases:
Father: Do you want to go swimming?
Son thinking I hate swimming says: I’ll think about it.
Hours later son forgots the whole thing. Then…
Father: Sorry son, it’s too dark to go swimming.
Son: That’s okay maybe next time.
So here you go. Phrases can be excuses.
Beanblast356
Welcome to this website, where you find yourself going through humorous or serious excuses or even excuses stories! Have fun looking through this blog but don’t think I didn’t warn you, some of these excuses might get you into GREATER Trouble!
Beanblast356
